Thirtytwo Teeth Crew 940

If you’re like me, and I know you are, you got all your TDF news this year from BikeSnob, HTABL, , etc.  Either way, you either don’t get Versus, you don’t know if you get Versus, or you just don’t care.

For those of you who didn’t watch or don’t care, Lance didn’t win this year.  In fact, US Postal didn’t even make a showing.  Instead the US team was a collaboration between my favorite GPS-enabled device company and my favorite part-McDonalds-owned burrito company.  And to think, their jerseys are only $100.

Yep, you guessed it!  Steve(n) Cozza shaved his moustache. 

Here’s the before.

See he’s a popular guy.  Things are looking up.  He may or may not be standing on a podium.  And…

Here is looking all rad and argyle and shit during a time trial.

And another:

Then something happens!

He goes to Missouri!  WTF!?!??!?!

All hell breaks loose.

And he got 37th place.

Devin, here’s to you not following suit.  You can do it!

xoxo,

Johnny