Nov 11 2008
Armstrong, Jerry Jeff in Top 10
…of Austin’s water users/wasters that is.

And if you’re like me, and I know you are, you’re ready for Armstrong to quit effin winning for a while, like he just did at the TMBRA Series Rocky Hill Roundup race last weekend in Smithville.
We told you before about Lance’s return to CX racing. Now, apparently racing for his own shop (not to be confused with his own Foundation), the rest of us don’t stand a chance against our cancer-surviving, allegedly not blood-doping fellow Texan.

This one's for you!*
But he’s not only winning XC mountain bike races on a 29-er and not winning CX races on a 700c-er. No, sir, he’s Austin’s top individual water user at 222,900, or roughly “what 26 average Austin households use in a month. At a time when rainfall has been scarce and the city has imposed mandatory water restrictions,…” according to the article in the Austin-American Statesman.

Armstrong's Home from a Crazy, Rad Helicopter
If you’ll notice, to Armstong’s credit, he is using 222k gallons on 1.136 acres as opposed to Jerry Jeff’s 135k gallon usage on n/a acres. So I guess it kinda evens-out.

The Bracelet of Winners, Nude Cyclists, and Heavy Water Users
But in other Lance Armstrong pseudo-environmental news, Lance is Ready For Recycling, Bitches!!!
xoxo,
Johnny
*Yes, you.









