Thirtytwo Teeth Crew 940

If you’re like me, and I know you are, you look at your friends merely as potential sources of rad stuff from whom you one day hope to procure said rad stuff.

Rather than each buying me a 6-pack, a pair of socks, jewelry, or some Air Jordans, this year you guys should pool your money and get me a pocket bike.

Calligari Pocket Bike

For only $169 combined, you can ensure my happiness when Jesus turns 2013.

And because I’m so rad, you can all take turns riding it around the ‘hood.

According to the site, “These Cagllari Daytona pocket bikes are the best bang for your buck. Outperforming much more expensive pocket rockets, the Cagllari Daytona bikes feature durable alloy construction and a torquey high output 2-stroke gas motor. Its lightweight, no frills design and construction makes the Cagllari a favorite among club racers and enthusiasts alike. The open body structure allows the pocket rocket rider to access critical components and adjustments on the spot with minimal tooling.
      Everything is adjustable to custom fit each rider including air pressure, throttle and brake responsiveness, handlebar height and angle along with foot placement. This pocket bike comes fully assembled and includes everything you need to start riding immediately. Stickers are also included for you to customize the look of your pocket rocket. Our bikes are the original Daytona models with the highest quality construction. Look at our pictures below and compare them to the imitations and you will see that our pocket bikes are built to last longer and go faster!” 

Whoa, I’m sold!

Just think! This could be me!

I put Justin in charge of the money pool becuase he’s trustworthy.

Thanks in advance, and xoxo,
Johnny

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